what i will look like:
what april wil look like:
what i will drive:
where i will live:
this is the brave new world to which we are headed.
authors note: if republicans stay in charge and we continue to fawn over paris hilton and britney spears, then i am sure the world will be neither new nor brave. if this is the way we go, the future i see involves more reality TV and major advancements being made only in the field of porn distribution. please choose wisely.
11 comments:
your lips in twenty years kinda make you look like a chick.
dang it, you're right. i'll see what i can do.
fixed it. now i am a killing machine (or i will be)
um. i won't let my dad read the republican comment :)
i actually don't want to be a robot. but if i have to be one, i want to be pink.
"if the republicans stay in charge" You actually have that much faith the dems could do any better? Every time I vote I feel like it's similar to choosing whether I'd prefer to have my arm or leg amputated.
The problem with democracy is it's a crappy, broken system that doesn't really work, but it's so much better than any other system out there it's not even funny.
I'm glad, at least, you'll no longer look like a chick in the future.
i love comments. you can go from snarkiness about robot lips to scathing remarks about democracy. fun.
and, no, i am not sure the democrats could do better, but i think that the rise of reality tv and the last 8 years of a republican white house are not a coincidence.
yes, i said it. i blame george w bush for " dancing with the stars."
I used to think people were being stupid for blaming Dubbya for everything. Now I don't think we blame him for enough. :-)
what do republicans have to do w/"dancing w/the stars"?
just wondering
dancing with the stars is part of a republican conspiracy that involves all reality tv shows, specifically those hosted by joe rogan. this conspiracy is to dumb us down so that we are numb to paying 8 bucks for gas.
plus, who cares about the war when the battle of the davids on american idol was in full swing.
i thought everyone knew about this.
Is your future vehicle a 2028 Ford Ranger?
andy you are dumb.i only like you b/c you have a cool beard
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